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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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me: i’m a BAD BITCH don’t FUCK with me

me twenty minutes before: lovingly painted a birdhouse for a bird that was living in my mint plant and literally smacked me in the face when i tried to water the mint and didn’t realize it was there

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By request: some very blurry photos of Smacky building his nest!

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SMACKY AND LADY MCSMACK HAVE HATCHED SMACKLINGS I HAVE NOT SEEN THEM YET BUT I CAN HEAR THEM

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