me: i’m a BAD BITCH don’t FUCK with me
me twenty minutes before: lovingly painted a birdhouse for a bird that was living in my mint plant and literally smacked me in the face when i tried to water the mint and didn’t realize it was there
SMACKY AND LADY MCSMACK HAVE HATCHED SMACKLINGS I HAVE NOT SEEN THEM YET BUT I CAN HEAR THEM









