< STRONG > — bastard keeps sprinting to get ahead of me then...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
oldrecordplayer
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bastard keeps sprinting to get ahead of me then walks really slow so i accidentally kick him and then meows all pathetically like i attacked him

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This Cat Commits Insurance Fraud

youremybrandnewday

I’m sorry, does your cat’s name tag say “hello my name is bastard”

molliekatie

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