< STRONG > — I had a dream last night that I was at a coffee...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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I had a dream last night that I was at a coffee shop and there was a drink called ‘fistbumping lesbians’ and it was a seven shot caramel latte

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I start work super early tomorrow so guess who’s gonna make herself a fistbumping lesbians at the start of her shift

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Behold the fistbumping lesbians

Jsyk this thing could wake the dead

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4 hours later: I’m fricken ZAZZED you guys

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Me rn

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I did some googling. Apparently Starbucks has more caffeine in their coffee than most places. So a grande drip coffee there is 330 mg of caffeine, instead of 180-230 or whatever.

The articles that I saw mentioning this all cited 400 as the safe daily amount of caffeine, although none of them said why.

The espresso has more too, 89mg instead of 67.

So this drink has 623 mg of caffeine.

Technically, you’d also be going all Blurrily Accelerating Lesbian Skeleton if you had two grande drip coffees there.

But where’s the fun in that?

Source: mariaalenkoshepard