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This old farmer in the town I’m in just warned me ‘watch out for the old guy’s daughter, she’s six foot nine and built like an amazon’ and all I could do was choke up and whisper ‘awesome’

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Gossipy rural townsfolk warning of tall brick shithouse lesbians who might hit on me have no idea

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