taking stock meme phrases and translating them into Ye Olde English is literally top tier comedy
“hoes mad” - average, basic, possibly funny in the right context and if it appeals to your personal sense of humor
“wenches vexed” - instant kill shot
this post RUINED my sense of humor ever since i first saw it nothing else has even come CLOSE to making me laugh as hard and probably never will
Holy SHIT.
THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO SIT THERE SHOULD BE THE ARTIST AND THEN IT SHOULD GO BE IN A MUSEUM.
Hand made crafts should be worshipped for the art they are.
i respect this SOOOOO much more than any iron sword throne chair
This one involves way more stabbing
SHE BOUGHT A PEACOCK
psyduck is probably like. the most achievable pokemon probably. like i don’t think i could teach a cabbage to grow legs and be a bulbasaur but there’s probably a certain threshold of mental torment i could subject a duck to that would make a psyduck
“what about rattata” “what about wooloo” “what about pidgey” none of you understand me or my art. i don’t mean animals that look like pokémon or could be dressed up like ones i’m explicitly talking about what i could do to an animal that would make it capable of performing destructive psychic attacks
According to my uncle, I “should be outside balancing rocks in a stream somewhere.”
what kind of forgotten god are you
gamegrrl
spidery-man
i know the alternative scene is extremely white; does anyone have recommendations for some black artists to check out?
these alt/punk bands have black women in them and they are all amazing!!
aye nako, blacker face, the bellrays, noods, tamar-kali, honeychild coleman, big joanie, new bloods, the tuts, x-ray spex, skinny girl diet, jigsaw youth, t-rextasy, nova twins, suffratjett, the skins, the butchies, tribe 8, vagabon, sate
pls reblog and add more!!
