< STRONG > — Yes. Can I identify the snail? Because I will find...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
dontbeanassbutt
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rizaoftheowls

Yes. Can I identify the snail? Because I will find the snail, pick it up with tongs and gloves, put it in a box, get on a boat, and drop it into the Pacific Ocean. It may not die, but if it gets back to me from there, it sure as hell deserves its reward.

alistairapologist

the text says the snail’s goal is to find you, not touch/kill you. can you just, like. put the snail in a nice terrarium and enjoy life with an immortal pet snail and $10 million?

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