< STRONG > — So my mum comes home and walks up to me, hands...

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So my mum comes home and walks up to me, hands behind her back, giggling to herself. I ask her what she did. She says “Nick….i got you something. A new friend…youll never be lonely again.” And I was like “What?” And she places this in front of me

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And she says “its a gnomosexual!”

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